1 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:23,010 Hello. You reached the park. 2 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,250 Leave a message at the sound of the beep 3 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:28,200 and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. 4 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,560 Hey Mordecai, it's Margaret. 5 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:33,240 I was just calling to say that we had a really great time last night. 6 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:35,260 You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties. 7 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,770 Tell him that Rigby was really funny as the Pizza King! You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties. 8 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,740 Oh, and Eileen wanted me to ask you 9 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,610 to tell Rigby that he was really funny as the Pizza King. 10 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:44,810 So stupid. 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,480 Well, see you later. 12 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,830 Oh, dude. Wake up, dude! We're late! 13 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:58,590 Dude, come on! We got to clean this place up. 14 00:00:58,630 --> 00:01:01,510 We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddleboats 2 hours ago! 15 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:03,060 But I set an alarm! 16 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:06,200 Yeah, but for 6 P.M, instead of 6 A.M, you idiot! 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,660 Aw, man! 18 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:09,570 Pizza King not happy! 19 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:17,390 Don't forget the water! 20 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,900 Don't forget the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,300 Let's go! 22 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,590 Dude, we're getting pretty good at throwing pizza parties. 23 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:45,890 Uh, yeah. But that's not a good thing. 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,180 We're late for work! 25 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:50,150 Don't worry. Benson'll just yell at us, and then we can go back to work. 26 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,890 Normally, I'd be all, "Everything will be fine after Benson yells at us," 27 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:55,700 but we've been late for our past five jobs, 28 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,300 and I think he's starting to get sick of it. 29 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:58,330 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,580 Maybe he won't be there yet, 31 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,310 and we can clean the boats before he finds out. 32 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:03,630 Dude, 33 00:02:04,030 --> 00:02:05,660 who is Benson talking to? 34 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,760 All right, Chad and Jeremy. 35 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:12,430 So, I just need you to clean all the paddleboats, 36 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:15,250 and check to make sure that they're all in working order. 37 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,820 Oh, and I'm going to need that done by the end of the day. 38 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:18,880 Not a problem. 39 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,120 Well, no. It is your problem because- 40 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:23,810 Wait. Did you just say, "Not a problem?" 41 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:25,930 Yeah, doesn't seem like that hard of a job. 42 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,750 I'm sending you a boat cleaning schedule. 43 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,770 - All right. - Got it? 44 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,500 - Yeah, I got it. - Are you sure? 45 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,780 Yeah. I'm sending a confirmation email that I got it. 46 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:35,790 - Did you get it? - Yeah, I just got it. 47 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:36,820 All right, we're good. 48 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,910 We should be able to finish these boats by this afternoon. 49 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,280 I'm sorry. Are we missing something? 50 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,910 Oh no. It's not you. 51 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:47,310 I'm just not used to hearing employees talk like that. 52 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:49,220 Sounds like you need new employees. 53 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:51,180 Yes. 54 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:53,720 It does sound like I need new employees, doesn't it? 55 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:54,970 And that's where you come in. 56 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:58,070 I think there might be two positions opening up real soon, 57 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:00,370 and if you guys can finish up these boats by 5, 58 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,950 those 2 positions will definitely be opening up. 59 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,760 Dude, Benson's totally gonna fire us! 60 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,260 - What'll we do? - I don't know, 61 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,170 but we have to figure something out quick! 62 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:10,440 Come on. Let's go. 63 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,240 Hey, Benson. 64 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,620 Yeah. Hey, Benson. 65 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,980 We're sorry we're late. It won't happen again. 66 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:20,950 Yeah, I'm sure it won't. But you know what? 67 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,480 Don't worry about it, fellas. 68 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,350 Everybody makes mistakes. 69 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:28,550 And then those people end up having to pay for those mistakes. 70 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,720 Well, we can start cleaning the boats. 71 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,510 No, no. Don't worry about the boats. 72 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:36,280 Chad and Jeremy have it all under control. 73 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,170 But cleaning the boats was our job. 74 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:40,180 Yeah. It was, wasn't it? 75 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:42,310 Well, that ship has sailed. 76 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,910 But look, it's okay. 77 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:47,080 Once Chad and Jeremy finish up, I'll let you know what you can do next. 78 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,440 Do you just want to tell us now so we can get started? 79 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,970 No, no. I need to get a camera before I tell you, 80 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:55,520 because I want to take a picture of your faces right when I tell you. 81 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,710 I really don't want to forget the look on your faces when I tell you. 82 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:00,100 See you later, guys. 83 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,700 Dude, he's totally gonna give our jobs away. 84 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:08,280 I don't want to lose my job! What are we gonna do? 85 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,010 The only thing we can do 86 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,200 we just have to figure out a way 87 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,310 to stop those guys from doing a good job. 88 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,380 That way, Benson won't have to hire them. 89 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,050 All right. What's the plan? 90 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:20,020 Remember "Two-headed Dinosaur vs. Robo-Bigfoot?" 91 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:20,940 Robo? 92 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:26,220 Dude, they'll never be able to finish those boats! 93 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:28,630 No, they will not. 94 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:31,350 Hey, guys. How you doing? 95 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,280 I'm Mordecai, and this is Rigby. 96 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,690 Jeremy. Nice to meet you. 97 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:36,190 Chad. It's a pleasure. 98 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:37,730 Boat cleaning's a pain, huh? 99 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:39,040 Nah, not really. 100 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:42,970 Rigby has a question for you. 101 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,440 You both have to answer. 102 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,640 Who would win in a fight, 103 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,450 a two-headed dinosaur or a robotic Bigfoot? 104 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:50,110 Robotic Bigfoot. 105 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:51,040 Really? 106 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,020 One of you wouldn't have the opposite opinion 107 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:55,060 and start arguing about it for three days? 108 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,640 Nope. Robotic Bigfoot. 109 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,210 What?! But... 110 00:04:58,250 --> 00:04:59,790 Sasquatch is not a killer! 111 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:02,650 Maybe, but he'd definitely win in a fight with a dinosaur. 112 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,450 - A two-headed dinosaur? - Two-headed or not. 113 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:08,530 But the dinosaur would twice the size and made for fighting! 114 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:10,440 Bigfoot doesn't have the killer instinct. 115 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:13,240 Three words, dude. Pea-sized brain. 116 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,090 What? 117 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:19,380 Dude, we gotta set up our game. 118 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:21,200 They already cleaned half the boats. 119 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,910 It'd be a shame if something bad happened, and the boats got all dirty again. 120 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,370 Yes, it would. 121 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,200 Hey, guys. 122 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,870 Could you give us a hand with these bags? 123 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:09,100 Wait. Why are we putting bags of compost on the paddleboats? 124 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:15,270 Oh, man! We just finished cleaning this one! 125 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:15,890 Oops! 126 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:17,780 You ripped the bag on purpose! 127 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:19,420 No, we didn't! It was already like that! 128 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,420 Then what's that knife doing in your hand?! 129 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,620 Uh, that was already there. 130 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,560 Wait! Are you guys deliberately trying to sabotage us? 131 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,780 - What?! No! - What are you talking about?! 132 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:30,540 Okay, that's it! Get this bag out of here! 133 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:33,080 Let go of the bag! 134 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,330 - No, you let go! - Let go! 135 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:39,570 Aw, man! Look what you did! 136 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:41,540 We didn't drop it! You guys dropped it! 137 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:42,630 Get lost! 138 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:43,970 Why should we get lost? 139 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,120 We didn't do anything. 140 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:47,540 If anyone should get lost, it should probably be you. 141 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,080 I said, "Get lost!" 142 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,370 - What are you doing? - I just shoved you. 143 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:56,520 Now get out of here before this hand turns into a fist 144 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,750 and I use it to punch you in the face. 145 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:00,470 Let's go, Rigby. 146 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,190 - Dude, what was that all about? - I don't know. 147 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:07,550 I don't want to fight them. I just want them to leave. 148 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:09,550 Well, we can't show up with more compost. 149 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:12,590 No, I think there's only one thing left we can do 150 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,010 to get them to stop cleaning those boats. 151 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:17,260 - What? - Pizza party. 152 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,380 Dude, you're a genius. 153 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,820 All right, the pizzas are on their way. 154 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,200 - Did you invite everyone? - Yeah. 155 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,280 I'm going through making sure to invite the coolest people. 156 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,290 Rigby, we don't have time for that. Invite everybody. 157 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:37,100 - Everybody? - Dude, this is our last chance. 158 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,580 If this party isn't crazy enough 159 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,580 to stop those guys from finishing those boats, 160 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,340 then we're totally gonna get fired. 161 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,280 Good point. 162 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:47,270 I hope this works. 163 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:54,790 Dude, they don't stand a chance. 164 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:56,790 Ye-ah, they don't! 165 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,650 - Dude, it's not working! - Don't worry. 166 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:11,830 They're not gonna be able to resist this party in three... two... one. 167 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:15,040 Yo, did anybody order some pizzas? 168 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:30,960 Crank it! 169 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:44,950 Pizza party, up in here! All right! 170 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:47,930 Get off of that! We just cleaned it! 171 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:51,630 Anyway, as I was saying... 172 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:56,480 Hey, knock it off! We just cleaned those! 173 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,660 Chill out, and have a slice of pizza, narc! 174 00:08:58,660 --> 00:08:59,840 This is a party! 175 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,300 That's it! 176 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:07,250 Dude, end this party now! We're trying to work! 177 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,870 And we're trying to keep our jobs. 178 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:11,450 What? By throwing some lame pizza party? 179 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,640 Did you hear that, bro? 180 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,420 It sounds like he doesn't like your party. 181 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,010 Are you gonna take that from him? 182 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,100 - No! - Awesome! 183 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:21,450 Fight! 184 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:38,960 Hey, wanna see my phone?! 185 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,420 All right! That's enough! 186 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:54,150 This party's over! That's right! Beat it! 187 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:57,330 I don't want to see any your faces here ever again! 188 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,700 Uh, not you two! 189 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:02,500 Mordecai and Rigby, you can get out because you're fired! 190 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,300 But you were gonna give our jobs away! 191 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,970 We had to do something to stop them from finishing the boats! 192 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,740 Yeah, and a lot of good that did you! 193 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:14,310 Now get lost! You're fired, remember?! 194 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:16,310 - But, Benson-- - Leave, now! 195 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:19,100 - But- - Now, now, now! Leave, now! 196 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:25,230 Hey, Chad and Jeremy, 197 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:27,020 looks like those positions opened up. 198 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,100 So, what do you say? 199 00:10:28,230 --> 00:10:30,450 How would you like a job at the park? 200 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,810 Yeah, right! 201 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:35,080 We didn't get degrees in the Institute of Technical Technology 202 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,480 to work at some crazy job like this! 203 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,760 Good luck finding two suckers dumb enough to take this job! 204 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,990 Chad! Jeremy! Wait! 205 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,390 But- I- 206 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,960 So... Benson... Not sure if you're looking, 207 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:53,710 but we know a couple of dumb suckers 208 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,790 who are real good at cleaning up pizza parties. 209 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,660 Real good.